Thursday, July 10, 2008

Crash

SS's nickname is Crash for a good reason. He has broken bones, done dumb stuff and generally is just a total loss as far as forethought is concerned.

DS2 and 3 just look at him and shake their heads...

Today, well, yeah. He was supposed to go the the swimming pool but evidently he and his idiot buddies decided against that. So, they would ride mopeds.

Mopeds that didn't belong to them.

Crash, true to his nick, crashed someone else's moped. Mashed his face into the gravel, took most of the skin from his face and some off an upper gum.

They didn't steal the mopeds, either. The little girlie owners thought it would be cool to have the "boarders" ride their scoots so... now we have a whole friggin' mess.

SS being watched for a concussion, possible lawsuit from the moped's owners, insurance liability problems.

Gawd, when does it end?

I can't think of anything so bad that I have done to deserve this. And now... well, now Crash has a CAR!!!!!

God have mercy, civilization (or whatever it is now) may come to a screeching halt. Earth will blow up, sun will go out. Argh.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You and Larry need to have a SERIOUS sit down about him like yesterday. That kid is going to get you into a heap of trouble and there is nothing you can do because SS won't listen to you and Larry doesn't really seem to care much, if at all.

And get rid of the damn car, enough said. If he did that much damage with a moped, I don't even want to guess what he could do with a car.

July 11, 2008 at 5:56 AM
dragonmom said...

I reamed him a new one already.
He doesn't listen to anyone, including Lar. He is absolutely convinced that he is an adult and should have adult privileges. Ha.

I brought up the point about The Car. Lar says, "Don't worry about it. He'll be fine."
I wish I was naive enough to believe that.

July 11, 2008 at 6:23 AM

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