Thursday, June 26, 2008

A very bad idea

The Bierstick.*

Yes, you are now able, through the advanced design talents of a bunch of frat-boys on crack, to "drink up to 24 ounces in less than two seconds."**

Not only that wonder, but the Bierstick is discrete enough to carry in a backpack.

The user-submitted video illustrates why young males should be kept confined in institutions until they are approximately 45 years old.

I foresee a lawsuit...



* I kid you not: Bierstick
**italics not mine.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

like college isn't a big enough drunkfest to begin with. sheesh, how pathetic.

plus why is getting drunk so great anyway. been there done that and quite frankly, glad that i have decided to cut the alcohol out of my life totally. just not worth the headaches, nausea and general shitastic feeling the next day.

June 26, 2008 at 1:54 PM
dragonmom said...

I haven't hit fuddy-duddy quite yet but that just bothers me, you know?

June 26, 2008 at 1:56 PM
Eileen said...

Do the girls in white underwear come with it?

How interesting, in a frightening sort of way. I was hoping I could come up with a practical, non-alcohol related purpose for it. Alas, it's not possible. This isn't even worthy of being seen on TV.

June 26, 2008 at 7:24 PM
dragonmom said...

My first reaction on seeing it was that it looks just like something that would work nicely to give a moo cow an enema.

I wonder if the white underwear girl's mama knows she's flogging this thing?

June 27, 2008 at 8:02 AM

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