Hmmm

Things I noticed while out and about include:

A white car apparently driven by nobody turning directly in front of a another car. Turns out there was a tiny, little fuzzy-haired old lady driving the white car. She probably didn't see the other car because she was so little she was looking between the steering wheel and the dashboard.

There seem to be a lot of McCain supporters in town. Or, at least, there are a lot of signs in evidence.

Farmers are still not back in the fields. Too wet.

I'm not the only female who finds herself talking to air when trying to converse with the Male.

Some people can put 2 and 2 together and come up with 5. This is quite a feat but not so much as keeping a straight face as they are doing it.

It's a good idea to read the directions when using an unfamiliar device.

Age and grey hair don't always equate with wisdom.

Males, on average, prefer to do things the hard way even when there is a much easier way to do them.

FEMA sucks.

Radio Shack is still better than any Big Box Store.

There are always weird things along the side of the highway.

You can't be naughty out in public because someone who knows someone who knows you will see.

Young males who walk around in public with their boxers hanging out shouldn't be surprised when they get nasty comments from old ladies.

Women seem to have a lot more intestinal fortitude than men.

Some people are just born mean.

PJ O'Rourke is right a lot of the time. Sean Hannity is wrong all of the time.

Neighbors are all fine and good as long as they keep their noses out of one's business.

Getting frustrated in traffic is an exercise in futility.

Gas prices are going down while the price of everything else is going up.

High fructose corn syrup may be the bane of modern life.