A dirty little secret

You know that handy box in your kitchen called a refrigerator? Yeah, the big thing that may, or may not, dispense ice and water, hums in the middle of the night and keeps your leftovers cool until they mutate into a previously unknown and frightening form of life? Yeah, that thing.

Well, that thing has a secret. A dirty secret, hidden away in the dark.

Underneath the fridge is a place of gloom, inhabited by dustbunnies, lost pencils, stray green beans and dirt. And when I say dirt, I mean Major Dirtage.

How many times a year do you, Gentle Reader, pull your fridge out and clean under it? Or in back of it? Or beside it? Not too many, I'd be willing to bet.

By the time the fridge gets moved, the area around it and beneath it will look like cleanup day at the landfill.

So. Just remember this: Don't Move Your Refrigerator. Ok?